Iran
Your lips say, “No,” but your eyes say, “Bomb bomb bomb, bomb Iran”
Friday, June 6th, 2008Oh, war. I wish I knew how to quit you.
See, if John McCain was your college roommate, then that commercial would be about how his ex-girlfriend is such a bitch and he hates her yet as soon as they bump into each other at some club and get a few drinks in them, you come […]
Slips of the tongue
Thursday, March 20th, 2008It’s pretty amazing that John McCain can get away with demonstrating his total ignorance on the biggest issue of his campaign by calling it a slip of the tongue. I mean, this isn’t something he had said just once and then corrected it. He’s been repeating it over and over again. If that’s a slip […]
That Cracked.com article Peter and I wrote
Wednesday, March 5th, 2008It’s up. Tell all your friends, and I hope you have as much fun reading it as we did writing it.
In other news, last night sucked. I’ll have a more detailed round-up on why it sucked, the myriad ways in which it sucked, and what level of suck we can expect from future primaries […]
Oh, and by the way
Tuesday, December 4th, 2007Even if it were somehow possible to negotiate and enforce a treaty with Iran that causes them to erase all documents pertaining to developing nuclear weapons, closes down the nuclear physics departments of all of their universities and magically wipes the memories of all of their nuclear physicists who already know how to make a […]