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Your lips say, “No,” but your eyes say, “Bomb bomb bomb, bomb Iran”
By Ned | June 6, 2008
Oh, war. I wish I knew how to quit you.
See, if John McCain was your college roommate, then that commercial would be about how his ex-girlfriend is such a bitch and he hates her yet as soon as they bump into each other at some club and get a few drinks in them, you come home to find a sock on the door and end up spending the night in the student lounge on the first floor.
Which would only be a minor inconvenience, except in this case, your roommate’s ex-girlfriend is Enyo, the goddess of bloodlust and destruction. Not to be confused with Enya, who is even deadlier and more terrifying.
Let’s just hope that Enyo doesn’t find out about that other girl McCain’s started seeing on the side - warrantless wiretapping. Because if you put the two of them in the same room, then shit’s gonna go down.
Topics: Elections, Iran, Iraq, Terrorism |