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Please, just let this election end
By Ned | May 6, 2008
Matthew Yglesias makes the prediction that today won’t change a damn thing and we’ll be watching Clinton and Obama trade barbs on TV until the sun finally goes supernova and envelops us in merciful, purifying flame. I’m one to agree. This race will never end and it will only get stupider and stupider. Why? Because, as Slayer would say, God Hates Us All.
If you want any further proof of the celestial deity’s cold indifference/hatred, check out this clip of a Clinton surrogate gleefully earfucking those spectators who haven’t already given up on rational thought:
IT HURTS. See, if Clinton had used the “I don’t think it’s a good idea to consult experts when it comes to issues I don’t understand” line once then it would be a stupid, spur-of-the-moment pander. But no, it’s becoming more and more clear that this singularly vapid assertion is a central plank of her argument for the gas tax holiday. It’s actually being included in her surrogates’ fucking talking points! What the FUCK?!!
Just kill me. Just kill me now.
Topics: Economics |