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Damn right, it’s better than y’all’s

By Ned | February 25, 2008

Apparently the Academy Awards are going on tonight. I’m not watching because I’m studying for a physics midterm and, frankly, that sounds slightly less painful than watching four-plus hours of Hollywood vigorously circle jerking, even with Jon Stewart as the MC. Word on the street is that in a just world, There Will Be Blood should win in every single category, including several that it hasn’t been nominated for, and a few more that don’t exist. I haven’t seen it yet, but that sounds about right to me, and I can’t wait to see it.

In the meantime, the Academy should get on making a category for best one-liner. The winner this year, of course, would have been …

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