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Free shirts are free
By Ned | January 25, 2008
Do you like things that are free? Do you frequently find yourself wearing shirts? Do you live in some place that is not Connecticut? Well then you’ll be overjoyed to learn that my good friend John and his business associates wants to give you free t-shirts.
Yes, that’s right: if you sign up on the site, a friend of mine is going to mail you free t-shirts, which is to say, you will receive in the mail a series of clothing items that cost you nothing. You can:
- Wear them on your chest!
- Wear them on your head for protection from the sun!
- Use them to wipe up nasty stains!
- Fire them out of cannons at rowdy sports fans!
- Rip them off when you get angry!
- And much much more!
I know what you’re thinking: How could this possibly be free? Is it some sort of scam? The answers are: Yes, and no, it’s most assuredly not a scam. It’s actually a pretty savvy business plan - I don’t quite understand the whole thing, but I’m pretty sure it involves wizards. And sharks? I’ll ask John next time I see him.
Look, unless you hate shirts, there’s basically no downside to signing up for this thing. Which is to say you should do that.
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