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My Endorsement for 2008

By Ned | July 16, 2007

John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011

The Onion

John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011

DES MOINES, IA—Edwards’ "Good Things for All" initiative builds on previous efforts to end bad things, like skinned knees, curse words, and splinters.

The tone of Edwards’ campaign is vastly superior to Senator Clinton’s slogan: “Maybe we should have a conversation about doing something about all these bad things at some point in the future.”

Or Obama’s: “Cynicism is a bad thing because good things are awesome.”

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