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Today in the Republican Presidential Primary
By Ned | May 18, 2007
Amanda Marcotte noticed an oddity about Sam Brownback during the most recent Republican debate, but I don’t think she understands the full implications. Shocking revelations below the fold.
Sam Brownback is pregnant. He all but comes out and says it. The big question now is, who’s the father? I’m betting a Democratic presidential candidate - probably Edwards, that fox. And Edwards, being the cold, heartless liberal heartbreaker he is, is probably pressuring Brownback to have an abortion, as their forbidden love can never bear fruit. This explains a lot.
Meanwhile, it seems like a rational human being has secretly infiltrated the Republican primary. Or perhaps a Republican presidential candidate masquerading as a rational human being masquerading as a Republican presidential candidate. It’s hard to tell. Either way, the party’s kind of pissed, and so they’re doing what they do when they have a disagreement with one of their own - try to disappear him.
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